Chapter 1
Of the Discovery of the Brick
1. And it came to pass that Lord Business did wander beyond the ordered streets of the city,
even unto the wetlands where the bins were unsorted and instruction manuals were lost.
2. For the people had cast aside discipline,
building without guidance,
and connecting without regard for alignment.
3. And as Lord Business walked among the reeds and loose plates,
he perceived a light reflecting where no light should dwell.
4. And behold, buried beneath algae tiles and damp baseplates,
there lay a Brick unlike any other.
5. It was golden in color, flawless in form,
and its studs were perfect and without wear.
6. And when he lifted the Brick,
it was warm in his hands,
and the clutch power thereof exceeded all bricks he had known.
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Chapter 2
Of the Power of the Brick
1. And the Golden Brick spoke—not in words,
but in alignment and certainty.
2. And Lord Business beheld visions of builds both great and small:
cities arranged in harmony,
shelves free of dust,
and bins sorted according to their kind.
3. And he saw the end from the beginning,
that chaos leadeth to collapse,
but order endureth forever.
4. And the Brick revealed the Law, saying in its silence:
Every piece hath a purpose,
and no build is complete without obedience.
5. And Lord Business fell upon his knees,
for he knew that the Brick was sacred,
and that it must not be stepped upon.
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Chapter 3
Of Authority Bestowed
1. And the Golden Brick did grant authority unto Lord Business,
even the authority to translate, interpret, and declare the Order.
2. And he was commanded to record the revelations,
that future generations might build and not stumble.
3. And it was made known unto him that the Sacred Instruction Manuals
were true and inspired,
yet incomplete without understanding.
4. Wherefore, Lord Business was appointed to reveal the why behind the how.
5. And thus was he set apart as the First Builder,
the Keeper of the Studs,
and the Steward of the Ordered Build.
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Chapter 4
Of the Translation and Establishment
1. And Lord Business did return from the wetlands,
bearing the Golden Brick wrapped carefully and never loose.
2. And he labored day and night,
translating by its guidance the records now called
The Book of Bricks.
3. And he established the laws of sorting,
the measures of patience,
and the sequence of steps.
4. And he built a temple,
not of improvisation,
but of precision and approved elements.
5. And upon the highest spire he stood,
not to dominate,
but to oversee.
6. And the people who believed did gather,
and they built in unity,
and it was good.
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Chapter 5
Of the Witness
1. And this is the testimony of Lord Business:
That the Golden Brick is real,
that its clutch power is true,
and that order is eternal.
2. And he declareth that whosoever buildeth according to the Order
shall not be confounded.
3. But they who reject the sequence
shall dwell among the mismatched parts.
4. And thus the Revelation of the Golden Brick is sealed,
until the time of the Final Build.
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