The Structure of the Ordered Build – A Record of Offices, Callings, and Stewardships
As the Church of Lord Business and the Latter-Day Bricks increased in number, it became necessary that the work be done decently, in order, and according to clutch power. Therefore, offices were established, stewardships assigned, and authority delegated, that the builders might labor without confusion and the bins remain undefiled.
The Office of Lord Business
Prophet, CEO, and Master Builder
At the head of the Church stands Lord Business, holder of the Golden Brick and sole translator of the Sacred Instruction Manuals.
He alone receives revelation concerning doctrine, building standards, color usage, and the legality of techniques.
His responsibilities include:
• Declaring doctrine and modern revelation
• Interpreting ancient manuals and retired elements
• Approving new standards of order
• Presiding over the Final Build
His word is binding, unless superseded by later revelation (which he also provides).
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The Council of Plates
Senior Leadership
A council of trusted builders called to assist Lord Business in governance.
The First Plate
(Three members)
They advise on:
• Structural integrity
• Modular planning
• City-wide alignment
• Baseplate doctrine
They may speak, but do not overrule.
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The Quorum of Technic
Engineering & Mechanisms
Charged with matters of:
• Motion
• Gearing
• Load-bearing builds
• Motors, axles, and pins
They ensure that no build moves where it should not, nor fails where it must endure.
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The Order of Instructions
Teachers & Record Keepers
These are the scribes of the Church.
Duties include:
• Preserving instruction manuals
• Cataloging retired parts
• Publishing Studs and Statements
• Educating new builders in lawful techniques
They are forbidden from improvising without authorization.
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The Keepers of the Brick
Inventory & Logistics
Appointed stewards over:
• Sorting systems
• Storage bins
• Color separation
• Brick accountability
They guard against chaos, unsorted drawers, and the mixing of slopes without purpose.
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The Ministry of Minifigs
Community & Outreach
They oversee:
• Population placement
• Crowd density
• Civilian safety during MOCs
• Proper facial expressions for context
They ensure no minifigure stands headless, misplaced, or permanently terrified.
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The Builders’ Quorums
Local Leadership
Organized by region, table, or basement.
Brick Quorum
Entry-level builders learning the ways of order.
Plate Quorum
Builders entrusted with layout and structure.
Tile Quorum
Those who finish, refine, and cover mistakes made by others.
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Missionaries of Clutch Power
Outreach & Conversion
Sent two by two to:
• Preach the good news of interlocking systems
• Convert loose-brick households
• Invite builders to abandon glued heresies
They carry no adhesives.
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The Committee on Illegal Techniques
Judicial Body
They:
• Review questionable builds
• Investigate stress-based connections
• Issue warnings, guidance, or silent judgment
Their rulings are advisory unless affirmed by Lord Business.
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The General Assembly
All Builders
Every builder has a place in the Ordered Build.
Each is expected to:
• Build within tolerance
• Respect color discipline
• Disassemble with patience
• Improve upon what came before
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Closing Declaration
Thus the Church is structured, not for domination, but for order.
Not for restriction, but for excellence.
Not for chaos, but for the Final Build.
For only the best is good enough.